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Urgan

Backwords pronunciation of the N-Word, but not exactly backwards spelling.

"Thanks for clutching up and sending me those test answers today...You a real urgan"

by theurbanpoet69 April 26, 2020

18πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Calculator

Straight up Jonathan Cooper

You really got a 36 on your ACT? You're such a fucking calculator

by theurbanpoet69 April 26, 2020

28πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Simp Trap

A girl or group of girls designed to brith the worst of simps. They lure them in quickly by leading them on at a constant rate. Then just when the simp thinks he has a chance, and shoots his shot...they shut him down like the cold hearted bitches they are.

DO NOT fuck with those girls, theyҀ™re a simp trap.

by theurbanpoet69 May 16, 2020


Asshole Simp

A rare breed of the simp family. An asshole simp is a type of simp that not only spends his time chasing females, but also manages to come off as a dick at the same time. Asshole simps are often rejected from both the female(s) he chases as well as the boys. There should be no sympathy for these creatures.

Look at that asshole simp Peter over there...Man, what a fucking loser.

by theurbanpoet69 April 25, 2020


Specimen

A being that is not quite human. He/she usually goes against all social norms, and constantly questioned for everything they do by society. Specimens minds work in strange ways, such as acting like they might have turrets, ADHD, and schizophrenia all at the same time. They might be one of the weirdest creations on Earth, but are extremely entertaining to watch.

Yo why tf is Ellie singing Tik Tok songs to herself in the corner? Such a specimen....

by theurbanpoet69 April 25, 2020

47πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


Speaking Computer

The language of a person when they lag so hard while on FaceTime or zoom that only computer noises are heard when they speak.

I can't hear a thing you just fucking said, you're speaking computer

by theurbanpoet69 April 26, 2020


Simp Slut

A truly strange specimen that goes against the laws of human nature. A simp slut is a female that, for some fucked up reason, has a fetish for simps. This phenomenon to this day cannot be explained by any scientific experts. Simp sluts are truly rejected by society all together. The girls do not claim her, and the boys throw her to the streets. The only people that fuck with simp sluts are true simps themselves.

Damn bro is that what I think it is? Holy shit, its a simp slut! Mom, get the camera!

by theurbanpoet69 April 25, 2020

20πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž