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Keratosis Pilaris

A nasty skin disease, which looks/is more or less awful.
It's not harmful, but a cosmetic problem, which could turn into a mental problem.
People, who have it, are ashamed to have to, especially at summer.
Of course there are also people, who give a fuck about it.
You can get it nearly everywhere: upper arms, fore arms, but, legs and cheeks.
It's genetic, at least one parent must have it.
It's not to heal, but to alleviate.
The skin is and feels very dry and in most cases it's got red dots, in rare cases black dots.
They look like little pimples, but they're not.
You could press them out, which is very painful.
But it's not to recommended, 'cause it may ignite and it's only get worse.
What does the skin good:
During the shower, use a body scrub, best with a peeling-glove and rub gently.
After it, use a shower gel, which is ph-neutral an moisturizing.
On the still wet skin use a body lotion with 10% urea.

Keratosis Pilaris

by theycallmeredhead August 15, 2011

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austrian words pt.1

austrian words, which:

aren't very nice

not usally used in everyday life

just typical autrian :)

austrian words pt.1

notes:
ei = a
er = a
sch = shhhhhh...
ä is sometimes pretty similar to ai (like tony blair)
or just like äääääääääääähhhhhhhh at the dentist
z = ts
e is sometimes like e, but not that, which is sounds like iiihhhhh, more like...if you take the word reject, austrian e is called like the second e in reject
and sometimes like ä

därrisch - deaf

ungustl - unsympathetic human

scheangln - squint

batschn - slippers

narrisch - going mad

kebbln (e=ä) - scold

jausn - snack

hockn - work

häferl (er=a) - mug

raunzn - whine

sandler (er=a) - alcoholics, who are homeless

habarer (er=a)/habschi -
buddy or unpleasant word for boyfriend

umadum - around

gatschhupfer (er=a) - off-road moped

fad - boring

schlagobers (er=a) - whipped cream

oida -
strictly speaking oldie, but that's mostly not what we mean
it's more like oida, you suck
it is often said, if you are annoyed, but there are other meanings too, like:
look at that oide (female version)
it's an awful description for women

brunzn - piss

nudlaug -
only an insult for men, the word is for the male genital's urethral opening
'cause nudl = noodle and stands for the penis
aug = eye and stands for the opening

wuzler (er=a) - table football

liptauer (er=a) -
a spread of pepper and soft cheese, made from sheep's milk - it can be mild or hot

wappler (er=a) - idiot

grindig - disgusting

schaßaugert (er=a) - bad seeing

by theycallmeredhead August 16, 2011

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austrian words pt.3

austrian words, which:

aren't very nice

not usally used in everyday life

just typical autrian :)

austrian words pt.3

notes:
ei = a
er = a
sch = shhhhhh...
ä is sometimes pretty similar to ai (like tony blair)
or just like äääääääääääähhhhhhhh at the dentist
z = ts
e is sometimes like e, but not that, which is sounds like iiihhhhh, more like...if you take the word reject, austrian e is called like the second e in reject
and sometimes like ä

zach (z=ts) -
tedious and boring
it says, if you lose the lust on something

leck (e=ä) mi am oasch (sch=sh) -
exactly, it says lick my ass, but it's also like fuck you

batzal -
small wet feces, like pigeon poop
but in general small quantity

wuascht (sch=sh) - can mean salami, but also whatever

by theycallmeredhead August 16, 2011

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