claustrofurbic

When a furry animal walks up and sits in or on your face, or just in your personal space.

I woke up completely claustrofurbic, due to the gigantic cat ass in my face.

pre-rejection

When a potential future boyfriend or girlfriend openly rejects you or any chance of a relationship without even knowing you like them.

Him: Kate thinks you like me and i know that this isnt true.

Me: (but i do like you) oh that Kate...

Him: and besides we are just such good friends anyway that there's no way we could ever date!

Me: of course not! ( great a pre-rejection!!)

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harfgargle

When you half throw up, this is the sound it makes.

After seeing a picture of a user of Krokodil, I harfgargled.

sex camel

someone who can go long periods of time without sex

what are you, a sex camel? You haven't had sex in 2 years!

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twatketbook

to use one's vagina as a storage space when no other space is available

She went to jail, but twatketbooked her cell phone so she could still sell drugs.