dawsonville

(N.) A small town located in Northeast Georgia where the inhabitants usually have no teeth, resort to using motorized wheelchairs for transportation due to widespread obesity, and lack the average intelligence of most human beings. There is a Walmart where the cream of the crop assembles to make everyone who visits from neighboring towns feel like gorgeous super-models. The ideal pastimes are Nascar, racism, and whoring around; the official color is camouflage.

Bob: Let's go to the Dawsonville Walmart to hang out.
Jill: No Bob! There is an army of toothless redneck fatties in motorized carts blocking the aisles! We better go to the Walmart in Cumming.

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shit willy

1. shit willy (n.) -A form of horseplay in which a person sticks a finger into their ass and then into someone else's ear and twists rapidly for annoyance. The distant cousin of the "wet willy."

2. shit willy (n.) - Slang for a the sexual acts of having anal sex and then ear sex in close succession.

3. shit willy/shit willied (v.) - The act of giving someone a shit willy, whether it be from either definition.

1. Bryce gave me a noogie yesterday, so I waited until he was looking the other way, I stuck my finger up my butt and gave his ear a mean shit willy.

2. Me and her did the shit willy last night, so boy am I really sore and she is having trouble hearing.

3. I shit willied the hell out of her and gave her one mean ear infection. You know what they say, once you go black you go deaf.

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