dawsonville

(N.) A small town located in Northeast Georgia where the inhabitants usually have no teeth, resort to using motorized wheelchairs for transportation due to widespread obesity, and lack the average intelligence of most human beings. There is a Walmart where the cream of the crop assembles to make everyone who visits from neighboring towns feel like gorgeous super-models. The ideal pastimes are Nascar, racism, and whoring around; the official color is camouflage.

Bob: Let's go to the Dawsonville Walmart to hang out.
Jill: No Bob! There is an army of toothless redneck fatties in motorized carts blocking the aisles! We better go to the Walmart in Cumming.

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