parkget

v. to forget where you parked.

"Dude, did you parkget?"
"Yeah. Where the heck is my car? It should be here."
"Maybe we were on the other side."

cumkill

any unpleasant thought and/or mental image (ie family members, global disasters, priests, etc.) that comes into your mind right at the moment of ejaculation.

"Dude, Rob pulled me aside just to tell me he got cumkill last night."
"What exact form of cumkill?"
"Father Flannigan."
"Dude. Sick."

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g list

a celebrity who you have to Google, just to see who they are.

Knowing Britney's luck, she'll be g list in a matter of months.

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