graveyard for knuckle children

Nickname given to the bedroom of a male in his mid-20s who still lives with his parents and is hopelessly single, ergo, masturbates frequently. There is an audible crunching sound upon entry, reminiscent of the scene in "Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom" when Indy and his Lady Friend discover a secret passageway and proceed to walk through it in darkness to the sound of insects being unknowingly crushed beneath their feet.

Scene: Dustin's room, aka "graveyard for knuckle children" - When the police turned on the black light it was clear that this was ground zero; for after all, it was a graveyard for knuckle children.

awkwe

an awkward word for awkward. Most commonly used by persons who are so inebriated that they can no longer speak proper English.

"I just ran into my estranged ex-boyfriend at the bar." - Tino

"That's awkwe." - Dani

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titties for tacos

An agreement made between a fast food employee and a really drunk female or females to show ones titties in exchange for free tacos. This type of exchange usually occurs late at night in the Taco Bell drive-thru with extremely inebriated participants who have the drunk munchies.

Taco Bell employee: "Welcome to Taco Bell, can I take your order?"
Driver: "Titties for tacos! Got a hot chick in here willing to show her titties for some free tacos!"
Taco Bell employee: "Um... Go ahead and place your order."

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