brocrastination

putting off a pre-planned bro's night out to hand out with a girlfriend, wife, etc.

Phone Conversation:

Bro #1 : Hey, we're coming to pick you up, remember it's our best friend Dan's birthday and The Wu-Tang Clan are playing tonight! We also got a giftcard for free shots for life from our favorite bar!

Bro #2 : Sorry man, I think I'm gonna just have a quiet night with the wife...

Bro #1 : That's straight up brocrastination man, not cool!

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