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Procrastinating with your bros.
"Dude I can't help it because I just keep brocrastinating...my bros haven't finished their essay yet, either, brosk. I really need to stop with all of this brocrastination."
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putting off a pre-planned bro's night out to hand out with a girlfriend, wife, etc.
Phone Conversation:
Bro #1 : Hey, we're coming to pick you up, remember it's our best friend Dan's birthday and The Wu-Tang Clan are playing tonight! We also got a giftcard for free shots for life from our favorite bar!
Bro #2 : Sorry man, I think I'm gonna just have a quiet night with the wife...
Bro #1 : That's straight up brocrastination man, not cool!
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When a girl delays a sex change operation.
Eve's brocrastination lasted for 4 months before becoming Steve.
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The action done by a bro when putting off work.
Bro #1: Dude did you do the History Summary Brah?
Bro #2: Nah man I was chillin, watched White Castle while jerking off and playing few pong rounds.
Bro #3: You are the Brocrastinate Master
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To play beer pong and/or otherwise bro out when you have homework that you should be doing.
I was going to write my essay, but then I decided to crack a couple of nattys and brocrastinate.
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when you have things to do but your bro is holding you tight in his warm loving arms
I was supposed to go grocery shopping, but that darn brocrastination gets me every time.
A bro (not necessarily male) who procrastinates along with you and empathizes on your ability to finish homework in one night even though you had more than a month to do it
Person 1: Oh my god Katherine I've been watching Netflix for 5 hours instead of doing my 6-page essay that's due tomorrow
Person 2: SAAAMEEEE TBH
Person 1: Damn you're my brocrastinator