cockcoon

When a man falls asleep with his dick in his partner immediately following sex.

person 1: "Ugh, Dave fell asleep right after we fucked."
person 2: "Oh ya?"
person 1: "Ya, and he was still inside me. He turned me into a total cockcoon."

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Cuddle Bunny

(n.) A female who only talks to certain men when she is in need of emotional support.
(n.) Someone who wants to hang out with someone as a couple, but only in the privacy of their homes. Sex will never be had, and the most anyone can hope for is a boob touch.

Man 1: "Sarah is coming over tonight, I think she'll finally sleep with me!"
Man 2: "Nah man, you know she's a total cuddle bunny."

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