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When a man falls asleep with his dick in his partner immediately following sex.
person 1: "Ugh, Dave fell asleep right after we fucked."
person 2: "Oh ya?"
person 1: "Ya, and he was still inside me. He turned me into a total cockcoon."
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I was with a guy last night and tried to get him to cum out of his CockCoon.
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when you stretch your balls over the end of your dick, then shine a flashlight through the skin and illuminate your cock
Alsto amazed all with his awesome orange cockcoon...
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Where fat peoples dicks are held in unless summoned
Girl #1: the guy I fucked last night had a Cockcoon
Girl #2: wot?
Girl #1: he was fat... and his dick had to come out of metamorphosis