blocktard

A derogatory word for someone who is not technical, yet wants to talk to you about "blockchain" and related technologies ad nauseam, usually as a tactic to sound smart and relevant.

Blocktards seem to think that blockchain technology has a role in every facet of humanity, and will often cite that they know people that are working on a new cryptocurrency that is a "game changer".

I asked the blocktard at the dinner party to pass the salt, he said it might take 2 to 3 weeks to process the transaction.

bassstep

A type of electronic music that doesn't exist at all, yet sounds like a plausible subgenre; often cited during conversations when all else has failed in impressing hipster women via underground "street knowledge".

every tune in this genre is called BOSS cause that's what bassstep is straight up

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going 370

the act of sudden disappearance without warning in a social situation, for example at a bar, club, or party

in reference to flight MH370

"hey man where's Joe?"
"you know him, always going 370.. don't worry he'll turn up sooner or later"