The act of accidentally farting while blowing your nose.
I was in class with a mild allergy, I gently blew my nose and blarted so loud the class bursted into laughter
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Troy is not only a twat around Christmas time but also a Scrinch
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when a female gets inseminated in the vagina, mouth and anus at the same time
'I have never cringed as much as when i saw my mom get a creampie buffet in that old 80's porno'
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Best described as tossing a pillow to your friend or mate after farting in it.
"my wife sent me a dutch airmail after dinner,it smelt like i had my head up her ass!"
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Mental acknowledgement of all the hot or interesting women in ones surroundings
" say , Jeff...at you age, i am amazed with your Pooner Awareness ...the sheer cognizance, perception and appreciation of all the fine Poontang strutting up and down the beach!!"
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