Atheist

Adj. A person who is angry at, and no longer believes in any God because they didn't get what they wanted on their birthday or on a Christmas early in their life.

Little Johnny: God! Why didn't I get a Super Nintendo for Christmas?! I hate you! I'm an atheist now!

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Young Adult Josh: God! Why didn't I get a MacBook Pro?! Now I can't be better than all those PC users at school! I hate you! From here on I'm an Atheist

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