Gorricho Reach Around

A Colombian interaction that involves one of the following:
1) An excellent looking business deal on first glance that eventually leads to a you getting fucked at the end of the day
2) A sexual act where you think you’re getting two Colombian women but is switched for two men and you only realize it when they reach around.

The ol Gorricho reach around looked like an excellent job offer and ended up as a major pain in the ass.

Agricultural ass rape

When a man forcibly has a pinecone, corn cob, or other rough, plantlike object shoved up his anus in a form of sexual pleasure. Often associated with bondage.

Thomas: My ass is really sore...
Jack: Why? I thought you went home with that lovely Sheridan last night?
Thomas: Ya. But things got a little freaky. The agricultural ass rape went a little too far.

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