NCHS

NCHS (No Coochie Havin' Syndrome) is a serious physical disorder affecting around 21.3% of males. Its a disorder stemming form the lack of coochie, hence the name NCHS.

One of the only cures know as of June 2020 are female patients with LOD, also know as LOD-Syndrome (Lack Of Dick Syndrome)

Bro 1: Bro, i am seriously suffering from NCHS

Bro 2: You should find youself a bitch with LOD-Syndrome

LOD

LOD(Lack Of Dick), also known as LODS(Lack of Dick Syndrome), is a medical disorder affecting around 21.3% females. The disorder stems from many females struggling to find a substainable supply of dick(BF), hence the name LOD(Lack Of Dick)

One of the only know cures, as of June 2020, is male patients withNCHS(No Coochie havin' Syndrome). Other cures are, sexual toys designed for females; dildos, vibrators, etc.

Chick 1: Girl i am seriously struggling with finding a boyfriend. I think I have LOD
Chick 2: You gotta find youself a boy with NCHS

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