Arman

Usually brown, good at math, and has the largest penis in every room.
Arman tries to act formal most of the time but just sounds like an absolute idiot, despite being generally considered smart by his peers.
Arman thinks of himself as both intelligent and an ignorant fool, and he can act like both at any given time.

Wow, Jimmy nearly acted like an Arman back there, but he stopped himself before it was too late.