Menifee

Menifee is town located in Southern California and balances right in between the posh and perfect if you drive a couple miles south and the literal GHETTO if you drive a couple miles north. A town large enough to where you will never see the old man that yelled at you at your minimum wage fast food job ever again but, will see your ex that you’ve been trying so hard to avoid on over 7 different occasions. Absolute soccer mom central (if you love milfs this is the place for you!) BEWARE of the occasional Karen’s though there’s a lot of them. Teens stuck in this suburban hellhole go to the Target for fun or argue with their parents. Want a hot country hick boyfriend? Choose your fighter between your wannabe depressed sk8er boy (included with hypebeast anime profile picture), suburban athletic asshole (who most likely will peak in highschool), boy that’s only personality trait is being offensive and racist 😍😍😍, and Kyle. If you want to play with sticks in the mud or base your entire personality on a sports team for the rest of your life, this is the place for you!

ex. 1
Sarah: I hate living in menifee, while my mom was grocery shopping my Algebra teacher caught me trying to film myself throwing it back in the baking section ;(((
Claire: Hey that’s not as bad as to when I went to Raising Cane’s and ran into the girl that lied about being pregnant in the 8th grade with her 18 year old drug dealer boyfriend 😳
ex. 2
Sarah: I’m so bored.
Claire: It’s 119 degrees outside, you wanna ride our bikes 20 minutes to Target?
Sarah: Yes! OMG and can we go into Ulta and swatch samples of eyeshadow without buying anything?
Claire: As long as we spend 40 minutes putting on makeup that’ll just melt off as soon as we walk out!