shikohany

noun An obsessive syndrome that causes one to post a lot about his day-to-day activities on social media in order to compile a script for one's own "How I met your mother" tale.

This dude is on a shikohany frenzy about his dinner, It is all over my twitter feed!!!
He shikohanies the hell out of his facebook. How does describing your bus ride to work help you get a wife?

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poop smith

a character from homestarrunner.com that shovels poop for the King of Town

the poopsmith has taken a vow of silence

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Sheng-zhi

(Noun)
Pronounced {Sheng-Ji}
A moment of enlightenment when somebody comes up with a pseudo-wisdom quote that sounds philosophical, especially when drunk , stoned or just acting like one. Word originates from the ancient Chinese philosophy book "Yang Sheng Zhi Dao" which translates to "The way of nurturing life".

Last night on the bachelor party, my buddy had his 4th vodka shot , put down his empty shot glass and stared at it deeply for a couple of minutes. He had a Sheng-zhi moment and said, "My friends , I am marrying money ... Mark my words, money is a kind of responsibility and marriage takes forever ... forever rich"

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