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Imperfliction

A terrifying psychological illness where the patient is worried that he/she is unbearably attractive, and will go to pathological lengths to remedy this unhappy state of affairs.

Hello there. I have a disease. I suffer from IMPERFLICTION. Every day I wake up worrying myself stupid(er) that im horribly attractive and that everyone likes me. I do so want to look butt fugly like everyone else. I've done everything to try and counter this terrible illness e.g. mercilessly sandpapered my ricky for hours, pressed red-hot steam irons onto it, immersed it in basins of sulphuric acid, but to no avail. I'm still hideously attractive - ohhhh pauvre moi, pauvre moi *sob...sob*

by vaiz February 27, 2007

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Wanklife

An affectionate nickname for the popular yet deeply nauseating bunch of twats also known as Westlife.

Westlife?...ohhh, you mean Wanklife!

by vaiz March 5, 2007

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Mel Gibson

A great friend to the jewish people. As much has been proved under the influence of an extremely potent truth drug.

Mel Gibson: Fucking Jews...The Jews are responsible for all the wars in the world.

by vaiz August 1, 2006

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Vapir

Also known by the soubriquet "Crapir", Vapir (Air-2.com) are a notorious company, well known for polluting the vaporizer market with their shitty, badly designed products - most of their units leak or, more often than not, just don't work very well.

Hey, I hear that you'll damn near asphyxiate yourslf trying to get a decent hit out of a Vapir Oxygen Mini - still, their website looks very polished and convincing, so maybe I should trust them...

by vaiz June 17, 2008

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