bro-push

having someone help push your pregnant wife down the stairs

dude i fucked up. i need a bro-push tomorrow.

joil

The ejaculate of a warforged, or any robotic creature. A portmanteau of 'joy oil'.

The joil shot out of the warforged's replication port and covered the ground in a sticky, stinking liquid, causing all creatures in a 15 foot radius to fall prone and take poison damage.

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