"Long-Dirt, is the look one achieves when they don't have enough facial hair to grow a beard. Their face has these little patches of hair, like weeds invading your yard.
That shit sprouting on your face looks like "long-dirt".
Having fun but for a price.
I woke up this morning with a case of "Funpain". I know I had some last nite, but there are a few things I wish I hadn't done.