"Long-Dirt, is the look one achieves when they don't have enough facial hair to grow a beard. Their face has these little patches of hair, like weeds invading your yard.
That shit sprouting on your face looks like "long-dirt".
Assigned fault on someone who is not likely responsible for their circumstances
He lives down a long dirt road.
An arduous journey one must embark on to find toilet paper after passing a bowel movement.
Me: "Shit, this role of toilet paper is out and there's no backup!"
Friend: "Looks like someone's headed down the long dirt road!"
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