wannabe

someone attempting to emulate a person or genre of people but failing and earning the disgust of those he is attempting to become like

you try to be a punk, but youre just a wannabe emo fucker. go dead, please.

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Vexator

An as-of-yet not fully understand digital god of some unknown origin. One of the pantheon of internet beings which have inspired nearly religious fear in those they have encountered.

Did you see that shot Vexator just made? Oh shit, he's GODLIKE!!

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fiend

a person who is exceptionally distraught when unable to acquire the drugs he is craving

oh my god, dude, quit crying. we'll get you some pot later

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shat

old english past tense of shit

And lo, he was shat upon, and he did weep for his misfortune.

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