galimony

Alimony paid by one gay ex-spouse to another.

John: "Right after he married Brett, Todd quit his job and laid around the house for a year. Now he's dating Jay and seeking a huge support check from Todd in their divorce."

Rob: Galimony's a bitch, man.

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whorenament

A Christmas decoration given by a former girlfriend.

"I can't believed you dated that bitch. Get that whorenament off my tree."