spegmeyer

A slutty female who from all appearances will have sex with you or just about anybody else.
Quickly distinguishable by her tattered jeans, Van Halen T shirt and open toe pumps.
This breed is found to be usually loud and prefers mixed drinks with a straw over a nice cool glass of Chardonnay.

On occasion one may find her clutching a large bottle of beer and a cigarette in the other.
Preferred music of this nomad is "Heavy Metal"...

Last night I was at the bar and picked up this spegmeyer, now I can't go back there..