iShit

When someone refuses to be without their iPhone, so much so, they take it with them to the toilet.

Person 1: Has anyone seen Max?

Person 2: Yeah, he's on the can...he may be a while though - he's taking an iShit.

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Going 'ALOL'

Laughing out loud in a situation where you shouldn't be laughing at all.

Going 'ALOL':

Friend 1: Did you see that disabled person fall into the water fountain?
Friend 2: Yes, I almost went ALOL.

In the park yesterday, Rachel went ALOL when she hit an old lady with a Frisbee and her false teeth fell out. Apparently the pensioner needed stitches.