poiny

Short for Pointdexter. A "nerd" or know-it-all.

Man, that Mathematics major is such a poiny!

Procrastinator

Calls her/himself an opportunist ( In a way that s/he is saving her/himself for the right time) but s/he is actually a Procrastinator

Lucas is a procrastinator

legma

n. The accumulation of lint, dead skin, semen, bugs, etc. in the crack between the leg and the genitals

I had to pay that whore an extra $10 to lick up my legma

garrote

v. to choke an advesary by wrapping your or another's cock around their neck.

"Bitch! Don't Make me find a 9 inch cock to garotte you with!"