Random
Source Code

Gacksmith

A Gacksmith is a person who is skilled at removing the cap from a beer bottle by using an item other than a bottle opener. Lighters, pens, sheets of paper folded many times and rocks are just a few of the tools commonly used by a skilled Gacksmith. An item used successfully by a Gacksmith is known as a Gack.

"What's the Problem?"
"I can't open this beer. It's not a twist off."
"Looks like you need a Gacksmith. I know a guy. He can use a dead mosquito as a Gack. The guy's a genius."

by woodfella February 15, 2009

7👍 5👎


Gack

A Gack is any item (other than a bottle opener) which is used to open a beer bottle. This applies only to bottles filled with beer. Soda, juice, de-alcoholized beer etc. do not apply. It must also not be a screw-off bottle. Due to the skill involved, a person who is rather adept at using various items to open a beer is referred to as a Gacksmith.

My buddy Todd is a real Gacksmith. He can make a Gack out of anything!

by woodfella February 15, 2009

11👍 36👎