flavorgasm

when you taste something so good that you nearly jizz.

guy 1: yo bro did you taste those new little caesars breadsticks?
guy 2: yea dude they gave me a flavorgasm

Dump N’ Pump

When you’re taking a shit and use the time to jack off as well

“Dude, I had a Dump N’ Pump yesterday and i think i nutted like one full shot glass of cum