Trevored-by-proxy

A state of mind that can effect men aged 50+ when bored and sunbathing. Symptoms can have you instinctively messaging societies back home about playing golf on your return. Easily remedied by removing yourself from the sun and taking a very cold shower. Repeat until the thought of reaching back out passes...and focus more on relaxing with your partner on holiday.

You're deluded, you're clearly suffering with Trevored-by-Proxy as you can't come away without thinking about your flippin' golf!

A Jacksmith

a true giant amongst men, he is always the spark amongst dull company and a man other men look up to. A leader, inspiration and visionary, often found in call centre environments, a Jacksmith is the jack the lad, the lady killer and the one with the gallo's humour. Truly loved by one n all

I used to be a Jacksmith in my younger days, but i leave that to the pretty boys nows

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