Trevored-by-proxy

A state of mind that can effect men aged 50+ when bored and sunbathing. Symptoms can have you instinctively messaging societies back home about playing golf on your return. Easily remedied by removing yourself from the sun and taking a very cold shower. Repeat until the thought of reaching back out passes...and focus more on relaxing with your partner on holiday.

You're deluded, you're clearly suffering with Trevored-by-Proxy as you can't come away without thinking about your flippin' golf!