Mandalism

(sounds like it spelled). The religion consisting of Ian the messiah and the flying spaghetti monster, who has created everything in our world. Notable beliefs include: Thou shall not murder ,rape, steal, or play lacross. Also if thou wear crocks, thou shall be sent to the core of earth for an eternity.

Ian: I am the messiah of mandalism, we will except any followers, find our petition online.
Martin: Thank you messiah, your teachings have revolutionized my life.

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weebaboo

A common mispronunciation of the word weeaboo, meaning to be an avid anime/manga lover.

Person1: Look at that weebaboo reading manga in class.

Person2: Don't you mean weeaboo?

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lozeng

Lozeng is a name of a man usually from Asian heritage. Lozeng's are amazing at soccer and score a goal against any goalkeeper. They are also very trust worthy and have a good sense of humor.

Jim: I was playing soccer with lozeng and he scored all of our teams four goals.

Dennis: Not surprising, he's a lozeng.