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Mandalism

(sounds like it spelled). The religion consisting of Ian the messiah and the flying spaghetti monster, who has created everything in our world. Notable beliefs include: Thou shall not murder ,rape, steal, or play lacross. Also if thou wear crocks, thou shall be sent to the core of earth for an eternity.

Ian: I am the messiah of mandalism, we will except any followers, find our petition online.
Martin: Thank you messiah, your teachings have revolutionized my life.

by wowlookoverthere September 20, 2016

18๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Mandalism

-noun: The act of a male, clearly past the socially accepted age range for performing vandalous acts against society, committing such behavior and taking child-like enjoyment in such behavior.

Reynolds- " Dude my car got egged by these punkasses, but I got a look at em and they looked like they were pushing 40"

Mike- "Sounds like a case of mandalism to me"

by FreakoSuave March 1, 2010

7๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


mandalized

When you get beaten up by a bunch of dudes. Sorta the plural form of manhandled, because menhandling sounds weird.

"fool, you better get out or you're gonna get mandalized"

by Desmond White December 1, 2009

27๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


mandalize

unwanted touching by another man

My boss just grabbed me from behind and massaged me. I felt so mandalized.

by timmy January 20, 2005

15๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


mandals

(noun)-man sandal-a men's summer shoe, that consists of black or brown leather that covers more than 50% of the foot, buckles and a thick sole.


On the way down to the shore, one of the buckles broke off of Serge's mandals and he had to use a rubber band to secure them.

by mandal-hater July 1, 2003

220๐Ÿ‘ 80๐Ÿ‘Ž


mandals

(noun)-man sandal-a men's summer shoe, that consists of black or brown leather that covers more than 50% of the foot, buckles and a thick sole. Also see Isodoro Rodriguez.

Isodoro Rodriguez when not at work sports mandals to impress the ladies.

by Stainberry November 8, 2009

35๐Ÿ‘ 18๐Ÿ‘Ž


mandals

Sandals, particularly of the leather strappy european nature, worn by russian, gay, or fashionably misled men.

His mandals match his man purse.

by sorchab May 27, 2006

158๐Ÿ‘ 121๐Ÿ‘Ž