floweroligest

Florist
Flower Shop

After a madd junk kicking from his girl cause he spent too much time talking about his Glock, Okie knew the only thing that would get him square would be a dope boquet from the Floweroligest.

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muffdiver

One who gives oral sex to a vagina. Generally female.
Syn: lesbian, dyke, etc

That chick so butch, I betchu she a damn muffdiver

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geekfreaker

A hot babe that enguages in sexual relations with tech savvy geeks to get them to buy, install and maintain computer and electronics gear for them.

Sharon owed her wireless network, TIVO, surround sound system, and multi-media PC to her long history as a geekfreaker.

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center punched

Hit between the eyes.

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T BONE

Hit broadside.

I got T-Boned by a broad running a stop sign!

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up to your ass in alligators

Deep in shit way over your head.

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gadonkadonk

An extremely large and bulbous object. Generally referring to a black woman's back side.

That ho's gadonkadonk butt is all up in my face.

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