Paris Hilton

Somewhere to put your cock

'I rented a nice apartment for my cock, her name is Paris Hilton.'

'Paris Hilton is a handy storage space for a penis'

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osama

A fugly camel fucker with a sphincter for a mouth

'Osama lives in a cave and fucks camels for fun'

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Pamela Anderson

A silicon experiment gone wrong

Pamela Anderson is a whore.

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Cum Dumpster

A man or woman who enjoys the intake of seminal fluids (sperm/semen)into their anatomy via any number of orifices.
eg. Paris Hilton

(syn): Spooge hole

'Your girlfriend is a cum dumpster'

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blowjob

Something that my mother does to obtain free trips to the U.S (typically old men)

'My mother gave a blowjob to some old fuck to get free crap'

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