Shadow

Most fucking badass, sexy, hottest hedgehog to ever be introducted in pixels. Shadow, also known as the Ultimate Lifeform, was created by a scientist over 50 years ago. An Artificially-Processed Transgenic African Pygmy Hedgehog with Black Arms DNA just screams hotness. The most popular Sonic the Hedgehog character. 1/10 Shadow fangirls can't write a complete sentence. I'm one of the few that can.

"My name is Shadow the Hedgehog. The world's Ulimate Lifeform."

Stupid Fangirl: 0MFG DO U C DIS PICTER!1!!1 SHADO IZ LYK S0 H0T HES MY HUSBND N WE HAV ELEVENTY BILIUN KIDZ11!1

Intelligent Fangirl: Oh my fucking god. Shadow is SO hot. I have his pictures all over my wall. I'm not OBSESSED or anything, but GOD. I LOVE THAT HEDGEHOG SO MUCH. If only he were real!

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Hedgeyaoi

The sexual relationship between two or more male hedgehogs.

Fangirl 1: Oh my god, Shannon, look at this hot hedgeyaoi I just found on dA!

Fangirl 2: Oh-em-gee! Shadilver is totally fucking hot!

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