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The name used for the movie rental service when renting pornographic films.
Guy 1: Are you picking up Deep Impact on Netflix?
Guy 2: No...but I will be picking up Deep Throat on Nutflix.
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A porn movie delivery service, unnoticeable on bills, considering its one letter difference from "Netflix".
Dude, can you come over tonight? I just got "Pulp Friction" and "School of Cock" on Nutflix!
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Netflix that makes you *N U T* -A pornagraphic service that delivers pornography films to your doorstep! (Just like the old Netflix did with regular movies) Only $10 a month to receive as much porn as you can imagine! Some of our most popular/ classic titles are: “Clickbait my dick!” “Demonetize my Holes” “Put that sweet ad revenue in my pussy” “Oh Stacy...your roblox pussy is so tight!” And “Minecraft tiddies vrs. Roblox tiddies.” Expirience this and more now, @ NUTflix!
Oh shit dude, did you see that new porno on Nutflix? Man, I’m so ordering that.
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Renting softcore adult movies over Netflix, particularly streaming them over XBOX Live with the hopes of busting a nut.
Guy: "Man, I added Boyz Life 6 to my instant queue on Nutflix last night and sat through the whole thing without busting a nut."
Guy #2: "Aww, damn that sucks man. Next time try Boyz Life 7. Lots of cock, I blew my load everywhere!"
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A movie rentals-by-mail service for squirrels
squirrel#1: Have you rented Over The Hedge yet?
squirrel#2: No, but I'll get it off Nutflix and watch it on nut inside.
squirrel#2: But there's portable nut! You can watch nut outside!
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Heterosexual friend: "Hey what you doing on the computer?"
Homosexual man: "Oh I was just buying some movies."
Heterosexual friend: "What kind of movies do you like?"
Homosexual man: "Nutflix darling. Nutflix."
Heterosexual friend: "Whatever works for you man!"
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Pornographic Film DVD club Mail Service,
"Jack off where you want , when you want...NUTFLIX"
Oh Man Oh Man, Me love you long time # 13 is out on DVD but the video store is out!!!
Guess I Will Be Renting it from NutFLIX!!!!
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