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Playslave

The disgrace of the PlayStation Community, these "fans" dwell on the hidden depths of Sony, in order not to make it look ridiculous in the face of other gaming companies, including Sony's brothers, Sega & Nintendo.

How they look:
A PlaySlave can be spotted by the following: He's really slim, are 92 pounds yet eats a lot, and has a "Keep Calm & Honor Sony" (it's getting old, people), will usually be ash white-haired to honor Raiden, the Metal Gear Rising character but can also dye his hair black to honor Nathan Drake. Has green eyes. It will go to forums acting like the PlayStation 5 is the damn Holy Bible, when it's just a toy. They don't give a damn about their family, their siblings, their friends, or their Girlfriend/Boyfriend.
Conclusion:
Playslaves make PlayStation Community look like s*it.

The following is an argument between a PlaySlave and a normal PlayStation fan on 11/19/2020.
PlaySlave: I can't wait for the PlayStation 5! It's coming out today, man! I just can't wait!
Normal PlayStation Enjoyer: What the freaking hell? No seriously, what the hell? Are you deaf or some shit? The launch is similar to the PS3's launch back in 06!
PlaySlave: You have disrespected Sony, you Xbot....... (Turns into a horrifying demon known as the PlayDemon)
Normal PlayStation Enjoyer: Wait, I'm sorry!
The PlayDemon then kills our normal fan to go on a rampage and kill Xbox enjoyers minding their own buisness

by xxxx_MARTINVIDEO2009_xxxx August 18, 2022


Snitches get Stitches

Slang for people who inform the 5-0 or diss a dude to The Feds who are about to turn into a marked man.

I thought Franklin rode for the hood and all, but now he ratted us to the Feds. He's gonna get taught the meaning of hood respect. As the old saying goes, Snitches get Stitches!

by xxxx_MARTINVIDEO2009_xxxx September 14, 2022

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Limousine Conservative

Somebody who acts like they support the working class, but in reality, lie about what they say and support. They can be identified by the following:

- Supports gun rights and in some extreme cases; the legalization of murder (really unlikely but can happen at times), yet are protected by bodyguards, round-the-clock snipers, and police because of their huge paranoia of an assassination by an extreme democrat.

- Supports free enterprise yet forces companies to do what they tell them to do or else he & his comrades will boycott them

- Supports private ownership yet creates a department that controls real estate over the fears of total communism.

- Supports continuing with our idiotic system in healthcare yet calls for "world-class healthcare"

- Supports liberating Mexico from cartels by invading it yet doesn't support the War on Drugs

In short, Limousine Conservatives like to give society the middle finger

Limousine Conservative: Why do Americans love helping people? We need to help only Christians and Jews. I think we need to shoot them all.
Sane Conservative: But you escorted by the goddam Army, yet you want people to kill each other like it's Hunger Games.
Limousine Conservative: What's that you said you goddam Hollywood liberal?

Sane Conservative: I said...
Limousine Conservative: YOU HAVE DISGRACED AMERICA! I'M A TRUE AMERICAN NOT LIKE THOSE MONKEYS!

by xxxx_MARTINVIDEO2009_xxxx April 8, 2022


Old ROBLOX

Old ROBLOX refers to the time between 2008 - 2020 (yes, Old ROBLOX lasted until 2020, IMO).
Most of these people, also called "Veterans"; are just clingy old men, when back in 2008 - 2016 they were like I dunno, 12 - 19, and most of them have a goddamn life, yet play ROBLOX for the sake of nostalgia. If you say something Bullshit about the 2008 - 2020 period of time, they will witchhunt you, and make sure it stays in your dreams.
On some real shit, tho, i like them. I've been playing ROBLOX since 2014 until my older bro taught me how to create a ROBLOX Account back in 2018. But i forgot my password back in 2020, so i created my

ROBLOX Enjoyer: Bro the 2011 Client sucks, not gonna lie
Old ROBLOX idiot: How dare you! That is the best client ever
ROBLOX Enjoyer: So, you're accepting the fact that LEGO Island has better graphics than 2011 ROBLOX?
Old ROBLOX idiot: No! I accept the fact that my generation is better!

by xxxx_MARTINVIDEO2009_xxxx July 24, 2022

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PC Elitist

The most dangerous kind of fanatical gamers. The PC Elitist values their PC more than anything. Be aware when entering PC Elitist territory. It's dangerous, really dangerous. One sort of word supporting consoles, handhelds, or the damn Stadia can lead you to be beheaded.
Background:

Originally devoted followers of the Macintosh, the 1st sort of the PC Elitist appeared in 1997. Carmageddon, Command & Conquer: Tiberian Dawn/Red Alert & Need for Speed 2 became the staples of the 1st Gen PC Elitist. But the PC Elitist would soon turn into cancer by 2017, with them evolving to the 3rd Gen of the PC Elitist. If you thought the Xbot would make sure no one would hurt Microsoft Gaming Studios' reputation, the PC Elitist is like the Scrin & Tiberium. As of 2027 (the beginning of the 10th Gen), They now live in their own territory, away from the console peasants.
Appearance:
This will help you to ID a PC Elitist: Is obese, claims to have a PC with RTX ON yet plays on a 2001 Laptop with Vista on it. Mumbles stuff about "redemption on the console peasants" when in reality they ARE the peasants, going around disturbing global peace. The PC Elitist's diet consists of cold takeout Burger King, 1-day old pizza & mountain dew on a bottle with ice.
Conclusion:
The biggest threat to the Consoleverse is next to the SegaZombie. The PC Elitist...

PC Elitist 1: All Hail the almighty P.C, our unstoppable god!
PC Elitist 2: As you well know, console peasants, the P.C will obliterate your foul stench!
PlayStation Gamer: We, the PlayStations, are the almighty, and YOU are a misunderstanding. You are nothing but a complication!
XBOX Gamer: The PlayStation sucks! We have been chosen for the destiny to win the 3rd Console War! God Save the XBOX!
PC Elitist 1: You foul people... You, Must, Be, Purged!!!
PC Elitist 2: LET THE CPU BURN THEM!!!!!

by xxxx_MARTINVIDEO2009_xxxx September 6, 2022


Xbot

You know 'em, you fear 'em... The Xbot...

Hidden well into the depths of Microsoft's HQ, whoever desecrates the XBOX brand will be assaulted. The Xbox Series X is a sacred item for them. Steer clear from the Xbot, if angered sufficiently, it will turn into the Xfreak, similar to the PlayDemon, SegaServant, or NintendoCyborg.
P.S:
It's also widely reported the Xbot can duplicate and overwhelm a normal gamer. If there are enough Xfreaks, they will merge together to form something only a Mystical Gamer can defeat.

Normal Gamer: Bro, XBOX scammed. My Series X bricked last week!
Xbot: Whoa... how did you... You will be exterminated! (Starts to clone)
Xbot 1: Exterminate, exterminate!
Xbot 2: Exterminate, exterminate!
Xbot 3: Exterminate, exterminate!
Xbot 4: Exterminate, exterminate!
All the xbots turn into xfreaks, and in under ten seconds they make a robot.
Gamer: Too Many!!

The gamer is shrouded in light & turns into a mystical gamer. He then fights the xfreaks wtih his powers

by xxxx_MARTINVIDEO2009_xxxx September 8, 2022


Ricer

People who destroy cars. If you have a Japanese car that was made to go fast (R35 GTR, Skyline R34, Supra, S2000 & RX8), then you can make it go fast, and we're not talking fast, we're talking "Lamborghini Aventador/Veneno" fast.

However, one with a bullshit JDM car that was made to go slow & handle like a Tata Nano with oil on its tires. (Usually Honda Civics & Toyota Avalon, but cars like the Focus, 206/106s & Cavaliers are known to be riced) can be massacred to the point a bone-stock Smart ForTwo could beat it, let alone a poverty-spec moped from India or Pakistan.

Usually, they will have tasteless mods, such as HUGE fart cans the size of 3 Rottweilers, obnoxious REP wheels & body kits, and huge spoilers. It's also been reported that they will have audio systems in the trunk, though more rarely, there are not only speakers but TV Screens or game consoles.

1: I got a damn 1970 Monte Carlo in my garage. It's all rusty & shit, but unlike that asshole driving his Peugeot 106, it won't wake up the entire neighborhood.
2: Guys, look! It's a damn Cavalier sticker bombed with a fart can on it. *Laughs*
3: Bro this car is sick! This used to be a ricer Ford Focus, but I tuned it and made it go beast mode! I beat a Gallardo off the line & killed a brand new Ferrari. I taught those rich kids the meaning of "kick-ass"

by xxxx_MARTINVIDEO2009_xxxx September 12, 2022