peekaboologist

One who works or exists within the realm of the immediately perceivable at the expense of all historical precedents and predicted outcomes, devoid of broader context.

"Whatever just happened is the only thing that's happening.
Just ask any Peekaboologist." - Stephen Colbert

pantomine

A landmine or improvised incendiary device disguised as a children's theatrical production which is used to target child soldiers and B-list celebrities.

Queen: Where are your legs, young man?

Soldier: I stumbled across a production of Peter Pan in Kandahar and didn't realise it was a pantomine until I noticed my own feet disappearing over the horizon.

Queen: I'm rich.

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