pantomine

A landmine or improvised incendiary device disguised as a children's theatrical production which is used to target child soldiers and B-list celebrities.

Queen: Where are your legs, young man?

Soldier: I stumbled across a production of Peter Pan in Kandahar and didn't realise it was a pantomine until I noticed my own feet disappearing over the horizon.

Queen: I'm rich.

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