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when ur friend Brookie gave too many blowjobs during her last blowjob she died while sucking the hard dick.
wow. brookiebumpsblowjobs all the time i don't wanna be friend with this freak anymore.
when you're at someones house and they had a cat and its coming near you and you hate cats and want it to get near you
omg the ugly scary cat is here helpMEow please before it scratches me
when you see someone with an ass like Kim Kardashian and you don't know them so you yell kimkardassian
damn look at that kimkardassian she's thicc asf
when you're trying to be formal and seductive at the same time so you keep it casual
when you're in a bad situation and you need someone to help because they're freaking you out and you really wanna bring cats (your fav animal) into the conversation to get help.
omgomgomgomgomomg. guys. this guy is stalking me please hes freakingmeowt
when you're in love with every junior in your school and wanna fuck all of them at once
omg have you seen that junior, i have junioritis.
when your in class and the smart person you're cheating off of hands in their test and you don't know the answers because you're always sleeping
damn im gonna pass-failrealquick since i don't even know what the topic is.