phoner

When your phone lodges in your breeches at an awkward or uncomfortable angle, causing a suspicious bulge in the crotchal region. It does not necessarily mean your pants are too tight (a common misconception),and can usually be explained away or even pointed out for a laugh.

Tod: umm... hey, buddy, look south.

Me: Jesus! Dude, i swear it's just a phoner.

or....

"Hey, Everybody, CHECK OUT MY PHONER!"

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