Christian

A boy that is usually tall, and hates relationships. He usually barely gets by in school because he asks nerdy boys to do his homework. He`s not the cutest guy but since he`s so tall no one really sees his face and his very good looking back and band-tee sense of style gets usually very short girls to like him. He falls for them, but then stops talking to them and begins to be extremely boring. He absolutely loves the sport soccer, and even though most soccer players have amazing butts, a boy named Christian usually has ABSOLUTELY NO BUTT and is obsessed with the Honduran team, even though they totally suck.

Woah! That tall dude Christian looks lonely.
Yeah, I know right? Too bad he dumped that short chick. They looked cute together!

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