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A limp penis.
Jen: "Did you end up going home with John last night?"
Karen: "Yeah. But it was a total bummer. We didnt have sex because his penis was a flopsicle all night."
Jen: "Yeah I hate when they cant get it hard!"
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Canadian for "nipping out".
Joe: "Ey Barb you must be cold"
Barb: "Whydoya say that, eh"
Joe: "Cause it looks like you got a bad case of Canadian Frost Tit goin' on. I can see yer nipples a mile away through your shirt!"
When the penises of 2 dudes in a threesome with a chick accidentally touch.
Joe: "How was that threesome last night?"
Bill: "It was going really well until me and Bob dongknocked. Then it was just awkward."
Jow: "The chick was hot though right?"