Flopsicle

A limp penis.

Jen: "Did you end up going home with John last night?"
Karen: "Yeah. But it was a total bummer. We didnt have sex because his penis was a flopsicle all night."
Jen: "Yeah I hate when they cant get it hard!"

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Flopsicle

A complete and utter failure. Worse than your regular 'flop'.

Ffs I'm such a flopsicle