Traumatic Putting Stroke Disorder.
Similar to the yips.
My golf game has a bad case of TPSD.
PTSD but with memos and tps reports as reoccurring flashbacks.
Every time I hear Michael Bolton I get flashbacks or TPSD.
Fear of running out of toilet paper during a gaseous episode on the king's throne.
Honey, bring me in some fucking toilet paper, NOW! I'm getting TPSD!
Toilet Paper Stress Disorder, or the result of surviving the great Toilet Paper Apocalypse of 2020.
When I was a teenager, we ruined the plumbing with coffee filters, because there was no toilet paper. Yes I'd say I have TPSD.