Porn on the Cob

Sexually transmitted disease where small pus-filled sacs start growing around your penis in organized rows, making it look like corn on the cob.

Bitches be chewin on my dick like its porn on the cob

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Sex

A thing that internet users pretend to have but they actually don’t.

Internet poser: “I be havin sex with dem bitches everyday”
Other person: “Yeah... in roleplay chats”

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Mega rape

When megaman's arm turns into a dick and he fucks you

Mega rape is the weakness of Feminist Woman

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