Ninja of Darkness

A master hacker who often bends space and time just because he is bored. He is able to summon his thirty-four black belts at will from anywhere in the universe, doing so by slipping them through wormholes from his hacker yacht at his hacker island. He is a little bit lumpy at times, but that is only a side-effect of his undigested metal pipes that he slips down his throat while hacking to keep him focused.

"Did the Ninja of Darkness totally just slurp down a metal pipe in front of the Moderators?"
"The Ninja of Darkness totally just gulped Andrew's 2DS in front of the Moderators."
"I think the Ninja of Darkness totally just licked a salty moai to oblivion in front of the Moderators."
"The Ninja of Darkness totally just swallowed a roomba whole in front of the Moderators."

jellypop

Someone that loves boba tea and killing time in a silly manner. Additionally, they play music or show you videos because they struggle with initiating a normal conversation. They either have pastel profile pictures with some sort of animal or popular symbol or they have a hacker profile picture. They are loud. They are quiet. At the wrong times.

They will help you with work while simultaneously mocking you while hoping that you don't do so back. They randomly say that they have beef with you despite nothing having happened, and then it's over, when they fear that they are being ignored for a minute. They are very unique, however not in a necessarily fabulous way. They are likely recovering from an overreliance on ASMR and their name likely has two syllables, and in some cases, three. They are actually nice on the inside but that is it. They are a jellypop.

"Yo, Emeric, did you see that transfer student who was slurping up some boba balls from a paper bag!?"

"Yeah, that's the new jellypop in town, named Jacob."