When having sex, you pull out your penis and drag it across their butt and/or vagina
Right before I came I started keel hauling
When someone sits on a random person's lap without wearing any underwear.
The Scotsman wearing his kilt, drop keel'd onto a girl riding the bus
My mail lady was looking so fine today - I snapped a pic of her to look at while I keel off later.
English slang of kill your self. Or kill my self
Ewww Esmé, your so ugly go keel
I might as well just keel
Keel, like a bean can be very salty. But a Keel can also be the best person you ever meet. He will love you, and show you have much he cares daily. They will keep you on your toes at all times as well. They will make you happy and always try to help even at his one expense. She is beautiful, kind, and kind of a jerk.
Person1:"I have such a great friend!"
Person2:"yeah that's Keel for you"
Keel is a term used mostly in Blowing Rock of North Carolina, it's a slang for a cart with feet.
"Hey man I just saw a keel!"
"What the fuck! keel's are real?"
Street slang for E.L. Fudge double stuff cookies.
Hey girl, you going to the store? Pick me up some keel while you're there. And milk.